A Day in the North Korean Park

Recently, my zombified minions and I snuck into North Korea to see if the espresso was good, that is if they made it at all. We ended up in a quasi-park, and we saw and smelled some strange things. Actually, I probably shouldn't say what I smelled. Anyway, i'll just get on with the story. First of all, there are no trees, which makes it very hard to breath. The ground is many different "colors",  if you know what I mean:). Actually, what at first looks like walking finger puppets are the 2 inch malnourished people of North Korea. You're lucky if there's not flesh on the bottom of your shoes at the end of the day. By the way, there's no espresso:(.